Bewick's wren. Only an agressive boldness born from centuries of increasingly loud lectures could explain the the sign hanging on his classroom door that reads, "None Shall Pass."
Professor Newman
Tag: birds
Magnus Fry, the Fusion Balrog
Lesser goldfinch. Hunted for the fire of a billion suns that hides within his chest. To find him is to fade, fair and ashen in the wind.
Antoinette Wexler
Inca dove. A rare sighting of Antoinette (“Tony” to her friends) without a Bloody Mary in her hand.
Frida, the Armorer
Bridled titmouse. When your armor rusts and flakes away in the unexpected storm, seek her out. In the heart of the Canyon, she will gift you with steel.
Robert Little
House sparrow. Sky falls. Never panics. Blends in with fences.
Pip Shellpopper MD
Western gull. PHD in surgically removing mussels from shells.
Larry Samsonite
American white pelican. Always packed and ready to go, Larry's who you want in the air if you're trying to close that big sale before your clients get swept off their feet by Vance from Albuquerque.
Ned Bickelsby
Mottled duck. Ned's glass is always half full. He's just that kind of duck.
Murderface Sheena
Pyrrhuloxia. She decides who gets in the club and who gets clubbed.
Oliver McEnroe
Elegant trogon. Playboy millionaire who decided to stay in Arizona and goof off with his friends for the winter.
Fozzie, the Caffeinated
Acorn woodpecker.
Carlo “The Showoff” Rigonetti
American white ibis. Carlo and a bunch of really impressed black-bellied whistling ducks.
Richard Barrick 